*shoves wonderlass out of the way* Step aside! I claim the position of Arch Nemesis of The French Biscuit! Ha ha! On guard, filthy frog! Prepare to meet your ultimate doom! *flings tea pot full of piping hot Earl Gray at the unsuspecting Biscuit*
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*shoves wonderlass out of the way* Step aside! I claim the position of Arch Nemesis of The French Biscuit! Ha ha! On guard, filthy frog! Prepare to meet your ultimate doom! *flings tea pot full of piping hot Earl Gray at the unsuspecting Biscuit*
~screams~ Buscuit! DUCK!!!!
YAY! He is alive.
(I was a little worried there for a moment).
RUN, Biscuit, RUN! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/eek.gif
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Always watching from the shadows...
ZUT ALORS! NOT YOU!!! *the kettle bounces off the biscuit's beret* I zhought I left you tied to zhe Eifel Tower with a Napolean shoved in your face!
Oh, you blasted Tart! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/mad.gif
But will not hide from you, no I will not even duck, for i yam ZHE FRENCH BISCUIT! And I will defeat you AGAIN! Face zhe flames of enfer you crusty excuse for a pastry!
*flings a Flaming Croissant of DOOM at The English Tart*
Ahh...I love haveing an arch nemesis. So much more fun! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Don't mess with me, I'm French!
(psssssst* say french tart, oh i mean biscuit.)
IM ON TO YOU!
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dirty deeds done dirt cheap
~*WONDERLASS*~
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wonderlass:
(psssssst* say french tart, oh i mean biscuit.) IM ON TO YOU! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I hate to be zhe one to break zhis to you, but zhere is noting to get on to. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
People and zheir conspiracy theories, hmph.
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Don't mess with me, I'm French!
oh yeaaaaaa, sure french fella(i know, gal, i just like the play on words)
donsnt any one else think this is a lil convenint, on biscuits part, shall i present my cercumstantal evidence?
ooo tsk tsk
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dirty deeds done dirt cheap
~*WONDERLASS*~
*glares at wonderlass* What, you think I tied myself to the Eiffel Tower? *snatches up dented teapot, catches flaming croissant inside, flings reheated (but still good!) tea at wonderlass*
Now that that totally lacking in class American has been taken care of I can start in on you, my little strumpet crumpet! Ha ha! You call yourself French! I say you are a fraud! An imposter! How else do you explain your blatant mispelling of one of France's national landmarks? *flings dry toast projectiles at The "French" Biscuit*
american he says!!! (or should i assume its a gal>>)*glare*
as you well know i am nigh invernable, so ha!
awwwww**
ok im gone, not feeling very witty w/ 2 hours of sleep under my pillow.
but you'll get yours, oh yes!
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dirty deeds done dirt cheap
~*WONDERLASS*~
TA-TAAAA!
Mittie called me last night, and P R O M I S E D he'd be back in the next couple of weeks!
..especially after I told him about Spatch's tyrant reign of the kitchen! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
He sends his best to all of you! http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif